Triumph & Disaster
THE GRAND IMPERIAL – TRINITY OF BEARD ESSENTIALS
The 'Grand Imperial' is T&D's holy trinity of beard care, encouraging a clean, toned, curated piece of chin music fit to make any self respecting member of the Urban Lumberjack Club (ULJC) proud. Get it, use it, love it, then re-use it.
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NOBLE ENDEAVOUR BEARD WASH
5.07 fl oz / 150ml
It has been said that you cannot grow a beard in a fit of passion, the fact is it requires a commitment uncommon in modern times. Noble Endeavour our all natural beard wash acknowledges this commitment, honouring it with a cleansing hit to the olfactory’s that suggests peppermint and clay got it on one sunny day. Delivering a cleansing sulphate free foam to remove unwanted grime and argan oil to leave your beard feeling conditioned and resplendent, this is a wash for every beard, every day.
JOHNNY B BEARD OIL
1.35 fl oz / 40ml
Infused with the inherent goodness of Argan, Grapeseed and sweet Almond to treat and calm even the most undomesticated chops. Johnny B is your little friend, the one who has your back, the guy in your corner who will carry your bag. Use daily or as required.
THE DOCTOR BEARD BALM
2.29 oz / 65g
W.G. Grace (The Doctor) is widely thought of as grandfather to the modern game of cricket, yet he is almost as famous for his grand imperial. Like all good cricketers W.G was fond of a little spit and polish, a heady mix of linseed oil, liquorice and tobacco juice spittle, used to shine the ball. ‘The Doctor’ our beard balm is a nod to this heritage.
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F.A.Q.
Got questions? We've got answers—served with a side of fun! Whether you're curious about when your order will arrive, how to pick up in-store, or just had a change of heart, our FAQ section is here to save the day (and maybe give you a chuckle). Dive in and let’s make things easy-peasy!
When do my goodies hit the road?"
🚚 Ready, Set, Deliver! 🌈 Our standard delivery is like a speedy race – usually zooming to your doorstep in 1-3 business days! 🏎️✨ Now, we can't promise a rocket ship, especially in those charming rural spots – they might add a sprinkle of extra adventure! 🌾🌟
If your goodies are playing hide and seek after two weeks, don't fret! 🤔📦 Reach out to us, and we'll put on our detective hats to track down the details. Because your joy-filled package is our top priority! 🎉🎁
Oops, changed your mind? Now what?
We want you to be as delighted as a kid in a candy store with your Louis & Max treasures! If, for any reason, you're not over the moon within 7 days of purchase, bring it back to us in its original happy state and packaging. 🎁✨
No frowns here – we'll shower you with a store credit to pick out something that makes your heart sing! 🛍️💖
Because at Louis & Max, joy is our policy!
Can I grab my goodies to-go?
Of course, you can! If waiting by the door like an eager puppy isn’t your thing, we’ve got a solution. Just choose the 'Pick up in store' option at checkout, and we’ll give you a shout as soon as your goodies are good to go!