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How To Give Zero F@#$ks
Life is much too short to give any real amount of f*cks.
Who is this book for?
People who give too many f*cks to things they shouldn't give a f*ck about. You have a finite amount of f*cks, spend them wisely.
This book contains the word f*ck over 44 thousand times, which is a world record*
*Probably, I don't give a f*ck if that's true or not and I couldn't be f*cked to count them.
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